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Goldstein for President

Goldstein for President

The one-time Screw magazine publisher, homeless person, porn advocate is now one of the Presidential canditates for 2008. He doesn’t stand a chance but at least he will give these elections a little personality.

And if you are interested in his policies: he is pro-tit, pro-clit, pro-pot, pro-books, pro-thinking, anti-war.

Some quotes from his election page:

– Removing the “o” from country
– Universal AL-Care, which will provide daily government subsidized cunnilingus for women, and a damn good cigar for every male citizen
– Will continue to hate George and love bush
– Will try his famed tongue on Nancy’s Pelosi.

Pornographer, author, champion of the first amendment, and very dirty old man, he’s our own little weapon of mass destruction. Put Al in office, if only to see Dick Cheney crap his pants.

Watch his general election video. There are also other videos on various subjects: Barack Obama, Hilary Clinton (hilarious), Racism (eh?), Gay Marriage (awesome), George Bush & Iraq.


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